1 . All the good ones are taken . If the person is not taken there is a reason.
2. The nicer someone is, the farther away (s)he is from you.
3. Brains x Beauty x Availability = Constant. This constant is always zero.
4. Money can't buy love, but it sure gets you a great bargaining position.
5. Every kind action has a not-so-kind reaction.
6. Nothing improves with age.
7. When a man's wife learns to understand him, she usually stops listening to him.
8. Love your neighbor, but don't get caught.
9. A man can be happy with any woman as long as he doesn't love her.
10. Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.
u shd call them as Udu's kirukku laws..
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