Murphy's laws of Love

1 . All the good ones are taken . If the person is not taken there is a reason.

2. The nicer someone is, the farther away (s)he is from you.

3. Brains x Beauty x Availability = Constant. This constant is always zero.

4. Money can't buy love, but it sure gets you a great bargaining position.

5. Every kind action has a not-so-kind reaction.

6. Nothing improves with age.

7. When a man's wife learns to understand him, she usually stops listening to him.

8. Love your neighbor, but don't get caught.

9. A man can be happy with any woman as long as he doesn't love her.

10. Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.