Saturday, March 27, 2010

Friday, March 26, 2010

Inky Pinky Water

Because am all Vetti **, My imagination was running weird today.

I was wondering what will happen if the most precious resource of man , "Colorless , tasteless and Odourless Water" , became suddenly pink in color. I mean anywhere and everywhere on the earth.




1. All of us will be having pink teeth.
2. All our light color dresses will turn to pink after washing.
3. We will turn pink after a shower.
4. Pink color dinner sets at home.
5. My pomerenian puppy will be pink after a bath.
6. If any whitey thing become dirty , it has to washed in a special solution apart from water.
7. Niagara will be like a barbie water fall.(oohh ...I love this one)
8. Students at lab will find it difficult to identify water from phenolphthalein solution.
9. And Gals this is for us, when we select/describe a dress , we can say...no no not that pink that is too dark , I wanted "water color".

WOW....I thought all these before I empty my coffee cup.
(No Yaar , I dont drink coffee in a bucket , think the other way.....I am such a quick thinker..he he he).

Now lets see what else..

Guys , Can you add in your thoughts ?.




** Doing Nothing Useful

Thursday, March 18, 2010

Its Talk Time

Well , AS you all know , am talkative by nature.
My Friends used to call me dam , Chatter box, RJ etc etc.
On the Contrary my best half talks only if it endears him.

Hmm...It so happened one day that I felt bad about my this chatter box nature and decided to a goody goody calm girl. I decided not to chatter the whole day , and to open my mouth only when needed.(Will it be needed anyway !!!).
My imagination was running wild. Me sitting silently in the house with a book in my hand and with my ipod on. Every one in the house starting to perplex. I was overwhelmed with pride when people come after me asking to talk and they don't like me quiet. Every one at home was saying that the house was grave calm without me talking and every one is missing my gap.Oh Boy !! , a great feeling it is to be felt wanted by many....But remember what I said just at the start , "My imagination was running wild".

Now the day really came and I decided to maintain my silence and I gagged myself.

Guess what happened ....Yeah every thing I dream t of was about to happen...May be it would have happened if I remained silent for the whole day or at least half a day or at least an hour...

But all my imagination never became real because , because.....
I was not able to keep my mouth shut....he he he




Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Murphy's laws of Love


1 . All the good ones are taken . If the person is not taken there is a reason.
2. The nicer someone is, the farther away (s)he is from you.
3. Brains x Beauty x Availability = Constant. This constant is always zero.
4. Money can't buy love, but it sure gets you a great bargaining position.
5. Every kind action has a not-so-kind reaction.
6. Nothing improves with age.
7. When a man's wife learns to understand him, she usually stops listening to him.
8. Love your neighbor, but don't get caught.
9. A man can be happy with any woman as long as he doesn't love her.
10. Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.